(Source: snowinoureyes)

chaystar:

I was just thinking of a birthday present idea. Thank you, Tumblr.

(Source: quevidamastriste)

house-elves:

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

(Source: findingshannan)

(Source: sashadonk)

I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends

Like it seems like some people just somehow

Fall into relationships just like

Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me

Is that how you do it

(Source: thespacecoyote)

kingsleyyy:

shout out to everyone who watched me before 2011 <3 

  • famous
  • taken
  • twice my age
  • not real
  • dead
  • gay
  • power crazy Asgard God

(Source: lovequotesrus)

  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?

surfthat:

anomalisticminds:

Lil’ surfer by whalenmdw on Flickr.

hehehe my son will be like this